Summary: When 'Angry Birds' come to alive, what is going to happen?
Warning: Nino real bratiness and Aiba the poor green pig!
A/N: My first fic after hiatus for three months. Sorry for any mistakes and error!
“C’mon. No need to deny it.”
“Seriously, I really DON’T want to do thi-!”
However, Sho didn’t manage to finish his words when Ohno suddenly turns to them from peeks out of the green door with an anxious smile.
Sho’s face changes to pale immediately. Meanwhile, both Nino and Jun cheer lowly beside him. With their hands hold tightly around both his arms, he was definitely has no chance to run away at all. The rapper now give up from freeing himself when he feels Ohno already takes his legs below and lift it; letting him to ‘flies’ in the air with a superman style.
“OI! THIS IS CRAZY! I REALLY REALLY DON’T WANT TO THIS!”
His shouts however only get a scary smirk from the other threes as a reply. As they heard sound of footsteps finally just on the other side of the door, Nino immediately starts his count.
And a click sound came into their ears.
“Good mor-!” but the miracle guy couldn’t finish his words when Sho suddenly hardly been throws onto him.
And obviously, it WAS hurt.
“SHO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“Not me! Ask the three guys baka there! I am the victim here!”
With his hand still stroke on the back of his head, Aiba brings his painful glare to the three.
“I’m doing an experiment about the Angry Birds game, you know. Sho is the red one among us, so that’s why we threw him.”
“Then, throw him to the pigs and NOT ME!”
The gamer however just sighs while shook his head.
“But, you’re green here.”
Sho is silently doing his work on the couch when Aiba suddenly comes to sit beside him.
“Sho-chan, yellow bird is exists in the Anger Birds game didn’t it?”
“It’s ‘Angry, Masaki.”
The miracle guy just nods when Sho let out a small chuckle by his mistake.
“Do you know what its power is?”
On the next morning, Nino couldn’t help but wonder what make Aiba suddenly becomes so generous. He keeps buying him foods and even offers himself to treat Nino for lunch, dinner or whenever Nino feels like want to eat something.
Will the gamer accept all the offers happily?
…Well, at first he is. But after some few treats, he begins to feel weird as most of the food the older one offer him MUST be contain with beans. As he saw Aiba is approaching and sits beside him with another packet of bean, he immediately blurts out the question that keeps bothering him all the time.
“Hey Masaki, there are no spirit or demons possessing or following me now right?”
“Huh? No. Why?”
“Cause you keep treating me packets of beans today. Are you trying to chase out something from my body or what?”
“No! It just-ah! I forgot those nuts that I bought for you in my car!” and he immediately stormed out from the room before Nino manages to stop him. For a while, Nino’s mind just full with confusion which is something that he rarely through as Arashi’s brat. He then looks up when Jun suddenly comes in and took a seat beside him with a Harry Potter novel in his hand.
“Jun, didn’t you think Masaki is acting weird today?”
The younger one just raises one of his eyebrows.
“He gives me this kind of beans snack for the five times in row already. It really freaks me out now.”
“Eh? I thought he said you’ve fart problem recently. That’s why I told him that this type of beans can make you to release gas easier.”
A huge question mark shows up immediately on the gamer face. Few seconds later, Sho walks into the room with a thick script in his hands. He was about to have his sit when Aiba’s yesterday question suddenly popped into his mind.
“Nino, the yellow bird’s power is it can speed up all of sudden right?”
“You mean in Angry Bird? Yep.”
“Masaki asked me about it yesterday. Then, he said ‘so, yellow bird can speed up when it farting ne~’.”
Nino’s face change dramatically. Get what was behind Aiba’s weird action all this time, Jun just shook his head with a chuckle. The gamer then suddenly stands up before makes his steps to the door.
“Where are you going?”
“To kill THAT green thing.”
“What’s wrong?” Nino finally brings his eyes to the leader when the leader lets another sigh out from his mouth.
“Nothing.” Ohno said with a pout before put his chin on the table in front him. He was about to close his eyes when he heard Nino suddenly sits beside him.
“A little of. Plenty of works need to be done.”
A smirk suddenly plastered on the younger’s face. He then moves closely to Ohno’s ear and whispers something that make the leader change his face on the spot.
“No guarantee, but wasn’t it sounds exciting? How about we give a try?”
And again, sound of footsteps approach the green room; signalling that their victim is already here.
“Good morning everyone!” Aiba suddenly enters the room while beaming his sparkling smile. For a while, both Ohno and Nino look at each other without say anything.
“What are you guys doing?”
The innocent guy frowns when both of them suddenly curve with an evil grin. Ohno and Nino however immediately move to Jun who is sitting nearby and whispers about their ‘amusing’ plan on his ear.
The fashion maniac immediately gets up with a chuckle from his couch. Well, as Jun also feels bored at that time, of course he gives them a green light.
“Oi, oi, oi, oi. What are you guys trying to do?”
Aiba’s face turns to pale when Ohno already had been lifting up with his superman style by Nino and Jun with him as the target. Attempts to save his ‘life’, the poor guy tries to get out from there but-
Fail and falls on his face with Ohno on the top of his back.
“I’m the one who should say that! Are you out of your mind?!”
The ‘green’ guy shoots Ohno with his death glare. However, Ohno just pout before brings his eyes to the already laughing Nino behind.
“You said I’ll break into three persons and can divide all my works to my other selves if I hit Aiba-chan!”
It was a silence day for Arashi. The four of them except for Sho are busy doing their ‘job’; reading novel, playing DS and watching their other two friends.
“I just remember something. There’s no Purple Bird in Angry Bird right?”
Aiba’s mood dramatically drop when the leader suddenly mention about that game. Since the last three days, they treat him like nothing but ‘green pig’.
“Why there’s no Purple Bird?”
Wonderingly, Ohno crossing arms and lean on the couch behind him. Deep inside Aiba’s feelings however didn’t feel the same as he was already grateful enough since the game’s creator doesn’t make purple bird’s as one of the ‘shooter’ or he might see Jun flies and kills him with the numerous metal rings that he always wore.
“Actually, it’s more like the creator can’t make it.”
Both guys startled when found out that the gamer boy already sits between them.
“Cause the game will definitely meet it end without the player needs to do anything if Purple Bird does exist.”
However, Ohno and Aiba still didn’t get it. Right on the time, the green room’s door suddenly pulls open by Sho. Nino who just keeps staring on his DS screen all the time suddenly curves with a smirk as he saw Sho is holding a cup of hot coffee by his right hand. He then purposely pushes the pause game before passes his game to Ohno.
“I’ll show you why.” He said, before gets up and shows his famous two fingers salute at them. Then, he just quietly watches Sho’s movement for a while till the rapper finally stood beside Jun for grabs his newspaper. Taking that chance, Nino immediately walks pass the rapper before PURPOSELY elbows hardly the other one arm.
“OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!”
“SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY!”
Jun couldn’t help but stood immediately by the hotness of Sho’s coffee. As he tries to bear with the painfulness, he slowly brings his eyes to Sho and shoots him with the scariest, terrifies, horrifies and deathly glares that anyone ever seen. The victim’s of Nino’s naughtiness meanwhile completely freeze with his deathly pale face until Jun finally scolds him to wipe all the mess that he (actually did not) done.
“See? If Purple Bird does exist in that game, all the pig must be already death because of its glare.”
Ohno and Aiba however just slowly look at each other.
“So…do you still want Purple Bird, Riida?”
Aiba excitedly slammed open the greenroom’s door and startled the other four guys by the loudness of the door sound.
“What?” the gamer lazily replies from his seat without his eyes left his DS screen. He didn’t bother to look at his friend although the guy already sits beside him.
“There’s a green bird!”
Immediately, Nino pushes the pause button. As he brings his face to Aiba, he raises one of his eyebrows.
“So, you can’t use me as the green pig anymore! Plus, wasn’t it one of the strongest birds? So stop using me as your target anymore!”
The gamer didn’t say anything but curves with a smirk.
“One of the strongest birds, huh?”
And, oh yeah, Nino’s grin grows wider by the reply.
The gamer then leaves Aiba’s side and moves to Ohno and Sho. He whispers something on their ears that change both guys’ faces immediately.
“Are you serious?!”
“He will die!”
“He will not! Don’t worry, kay? Don’t make our miracle boy waiting~”
Confusedly, Aiba blinks on his friends as the three of them finally come to approach him. He could senses Ohno and Sho eyes are showing sympathy feelings on him even though he didn’t bother to ask them about it at all.
“But Aiba-chan, we need you to prove it.” Nino smugly said it with his hands already on his hip. Took it as a challenge, Aiba confidently crossing his arms with his eyes never leave the other one.
“Sure! What do you want me to do?”
With a smirk, Nino suddenly kneels to catch for his friend’s legs, followed by Ohno and Sho for supporting the miracle boy’s body and arms. At first, Aiba was completely absent minded with what his friends are planning on till he saw which target that they’re aiming to throw him on. Which is…
…Jun who is still focusing on reading his novel.
“OI! OI! OI! HE’S GOING TO KILL ME!”
- SCENCES OF VIOLENCES HAD TO BE CUTTED FOR THE GOODNESS OF READERS -
>Yo!Yo!Yo!Long time no see, yo! I finally back...with tanned and muscles!(gyahahaha!) Okay, actually I wrote this story when I was still in my training and I almost drop it as I already forget how to write Humour fics anymore. But since I've already finish half way of this, I decide to continue it now :)
>As usual, comments and critisms for improvement are warmly welcome! (0w<)b